Why Homosexuality Must be Illegal via Torts of Hypocrisy & Mental Injury

This is a tender subject, that smells to high heaven: homosexuality.

Now, when the demons that were required us to create enough of a problem to summon forth secession to put it all to bed more soundly for the future, I think that we went overboard with legalizing homosexuality, or maybe in the generational gaps inbetween, some of us really thought that evil was the true way and just completely and totally jumped overboard.

Well, the more the merrier.  And I hope you caught your own humor there with the automatic thought of "wait what?"

Yup that's, right homosexuality is in fact illegal, and it just goes to show that that claim passes the humor test.  Because what could be more satisfying than doing something the wrong way, the right way...as in it being wrong?

To me, that answers the question.  I mean, if you were gay and you were in the act, what would be more satisfying?  Saying that you are gay while doing so, or saying that you were not, with a tinge of the gentlest of humors?

I think that this logic is a certain logic that must be bred into a person from the get-go, and that if it is not there, a person can fly from A-Z without experiencing all of the letters and numbers inbetween...that's right, there are number 2's associated with ever letter, depending up how they are used, not.  Anyway, good on you for remembering your automatic humor there again.

Oh wait, maybe that was just the parent schitzophrenia from the fed, baby.  Wow, next thing you know they'll legalize pedophelia...like they forgot that straight people are already on anal adventures 11 and just waiting for all these slackers to get with the program.

But yet maybe these slackers were just our finest front line psych-soldiers going the extra league for their BPA/Phthalate laden beer at 10am and forgot just in the knick of time that they really were schitzophrenic, apparently.

At any rate, time flows forward, in both humor and grace...and so right must be right in sarcasm's seriousness.  By the 5th and 9th Amd, homosexuality must be made illegal, in the same way that food must enter the body from the mouth, in order to provide the best ground rules for higher humor, see.  This is the last time this is going to be said before we bring down the house upon ourselves.

Perhaps that was what it took though?  Either way, plausible deniability is a key factor in social camouflage and mobility, and so such things must be supported in the name of constitutionality, at any rate or level for whomever.  A constitution for any society must therefore automatically reflect the most natural anatomy for that society, which should also endeavor into the best of humor.  

For a society to not consider homosexuality illegal, they, in effect would be degrading the overall energetic reward of such sexual act in the end, per se.  Then on the other hand they would also be endangering those in that society who wished to either remain straight or in good humor...and to top it off, such errance in humor could be exposing the young and weak minded to situations which could go into the paranormal, to where realms above ours might intercede and perhaps seek to sabotage such a government, such as through possession or what have you as in the church, which we are all well aware of and are aware is not allowed in our constitution via separation of church and state.  All three of those aspects are unconstitutional to a citizen, and then there is the forth unconstitutionality of those violations placing all of us in harms way from retaliation from good countries being infected by such low-brow undersights.

Now, who knows if cognizant, lucid humans had that law passed to begin with, but you can be one will make sure that it is straightened out, which is why people like me speak up, because we know what's going to happen to us when we make life good for only gay people and not for everyone else who would like to keep things civil and let the imagination work well.  I mean it's not like straight people run around with the supposition that they have both sex and anal sex, no!  that's just not logical, or very appealing to expose so much.  Such things are abhorrent to talk about.

Besides homosexuality being hypocritical, the very aspect of its official mention is emotionally traumatizing and therefore in violation of personal injury civil rights, and so must be made illegal.  I'm not saying that people should be thrown in jail, but if you're caught, you should be fined, nuff said...this is in the best interest of the children.