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Secession is the Mastadon, We are the Cave Family - We Must Succeed

Secession is the Wooly Mammoth, We are the Cave Family - We Must Succeed - Jake - 10-19-2023

This should be a great metaphor for all of you hybrids out there.  Anyone descended from Yahwey's line knows what I am talking about, because the cold breeze of the caveman blows through our heritage.  Also, some of the descendants of the clovis people might know too.

In the same way that most modern people are descended from royalty, decendants of paleolithic hunter-gatherers know deep in their blood that the most sucessful lines where those who were the best hunters.

There were two types of families: those who brought home mastodons and mammoths, and those who did not.  Verily, it might have been a caveman version of the modern Jerry Springer type dichotomy, where families who were just bringing home elk and woolly rhinos were looked down upon as cavetrash, whose women left them for the larger parties with the huge amounts of mammoth and mastadon flesh and who came home with unplanned pregnancies, perhaps with a few finder pelts and wool...much fuller, lol.  I feel in my bones that over the years, there became a sort of royal system which arose that was the measure of the tribe: tribes who came together and performed well enough to bring home jumbo kills were placed into the elite category of those societies, which has likely carried on to this day.

As Yah would say in his early days: a good kill is still a good kill, none the less though.  Of course implying that a big one is better, though not setting it as a necessity by any means.  If it happens it happens, with such an event being better downwind from a future's prying evils, so that revelry might could happen, maybe...for whatever record.

The fact of the matter though is that this critical juncture in secession is like a jumbo-sized kill that we as a people must achieve if we want to make it in the next season.

If we don't succeed, we might have to endure an existence much like a metaphorical trailer park of the future in our solar neighborhood, with no space mammoth. 

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