Canary in the Coal Mine: NFL Teams in San Antonio, Austin and Permian Basin

This should be a key article for many of us true Texans out there who are products of football and old fashioned hard work, hot going without saying.

There are no NFL teams in two of Texas' major cities: San Antonio and Austin, with Austin being the State's Capitol.  I for one know that curses derive from complicated mathology, and I know intrinsically that the confusion of the Dallas Cowboys' curse is simple: there is no NFL team in the State Capitol, for a team so proud of Texas football.

Just look around at our cities, they are in poor repair with Houston recently earning #1 on the Nation's dirtiest cities list...then we have our sports teams which reflect a similar paltry state.  Have you ever been at that party that you woke up in the middle of and realized that it was not what you thought it was supposed to be, that it was "lame"?  Well, that's what I feel like everyday...it's just tough to get people to pull up because they have so much weight behind their precious schizophrenia.

In physics they call them imaginary numbers, and they are a good way to say that you're going crazy, but you don't think you are, because you just have a negative factor in your reality, which is supposed to be all positive, generating mirages in and of your own life.

The key to circumventing this is to remind people that we are in a critical maneuver with Secession in the US system, and that we had to purposely fast in order to get our vision quests.  Now that we are there, we have to remember that we are still in the teepee with the hot coals making us sweat and hallucinate on purpose, and to not freak out...that our instincts to not end The Fed were good ones, because it turned out that using Secession to do so was the best idea after all, which without doubt was originally planned for in the grandest of finales.

Right now we're in double overtime and it's field-goal point...if we just breath, remember our mantras and make sure that the laces are out, Jim Carey will be proud of us in hell...a real-live Earthworm Jim neuro-integrated Point-Cloud rendered VR hell, that is.

Which brings me to my next point: where is the Permian Basin NFL stadium?  In VR land?  The Permian Panthers vs Midland-Lee game was arguably the most famous football game of all time, and at the very least set the tone for Texas football and I know this first hand because my father was (serendipitously) a starting defense of Midland-Lee...there was alot of talk about that coin toss...FF to today and its water under the bridge, because it so turned out that that coin was not as pure as it could have been...or was it?

At any rate, I think that we should keep our heads up for the future, and take it to heart at face value that something is just not right with only two major football teams in the entire State of Texas, period.


Anyway, here are my votes for team names:

West-Texas Roughnecks

San-Antonio Vaqueros

Austin Coders